Husbands

Husbands, do we really need them?

Seriously, they leave clothes on the floor, dishes in the bedroom and in the sink. God forbid they clean the walls in the shower.

We constantly clean up after them, it is like having a child around all the time.

Husbands, after a while start to become dormant like trees in the winter. They only functional at certain times of the year.

So, I ask, do we really need them? After so many years of marriage, a husbands use becomes less and less.

We have sexual toys that seem to work just as well as our husbands once did. Dishwashers are easy to load but god forbid a dish find its way into one.

Do they wonder what those brushes are that sit next to the toilet on the floor are for? How many times have you gone into his washroom and almost heaved your insides out?

How about when they get up in the morning, he showers, puts his housecoat on and lays on the bed and claims he is drying off..... for *4* hours????????

Or how about when you have to go out in the morning within a hour of him gettting up and all you hear the entire trip, yawn, yawn, yawn.. and they he says " I am just waking up". But he has been up for 3 hours???

Or you have an appointment, you want to go on your own because you know you will be late if he comes? Does being on time mean anything to our husbands when there is nothing in it for him?

Oh my.. I have so much to say but will digress, FOR NOW! But I will be back tomorrow.

Husbands.. eeesh!