Sunday, April 20, 2008

Husbands #2

Good Morning All,

Well after a very restless night, here I sit in front of you all and say hsubands suck!

Oh sorry, do I sound like a bitter wife?? lol.. really I am not.

But don't you hate it when they want to spend time away from you but then they keep you up all not rambling on MSN?

Now I don't know about the rest of your women, but I do not mind an occassional drink, but I just do not get what it is about alcohol that attracts the men to it. I have yet to meet a man who could NOT drink me under the table. It has to be a chemical make up.. or imbalance.. in the men not me.. hehe

Any is there some allergy going around that is causing men to not want to do ANY work around the house? As soon as you mention sopmething needs to be done, BAM they disppear instantly. I did not know I married a magician, I wonder if I could make some money from his dissappearing acts?? Something to seriously look into.

So having the house to myself.. it is wonderful not having any men around to mess up all that you were able to clean while they are gone.

But soon the silence will be over.. they will return.. the all crap is all over the house again. ARGH.. SAVE ME FROM MY DILEMMA.....

Ok, so I have that off my chest.. But seriously, don't you hate it when they come back from a camping trip?

What happens to all the stuff they brought up? Some seems to make it back, but you do not find it for weeks, and one day, you go in thier truck and smell what they forgot to bring in. Either rotting food or filthy mildew ridden clothing. Ewwwwwwwwwwww

Or if these things do make it back into the garage or house, they end up on the floor and sit there until you get tired of seeing it or tripping over it and do something about it yourself.

I don't know but I think that is wrong, just plain wrong. lol

Like holy terror if they go fishing, ok.. I digress once more, we ALL know what happens when they return from a fishing trip!!

Well I am sure I will have more to write once mine returns home. One of these blogs I will have to tell you about my 19 year old son.. talk about frustration.

Just when you think husbands were bad, then came along their mini me's!

Don't touch that dial, I will be back!

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